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Dear Harvey: Please Get Over Yourself

Americans are debating whether Roman Polanski should be brought back to America to serve the sentence he skipped out on over 30 years ago for having sex (well, raping her, but he pleaded to the lesser charge of unlawful sex with a minor) with a 13-year-old girl. A large portion of society seems to believe that Polanski should face the music for what is truly a disgusting crime, but as we all know, he has his defenders for several reasons: a) he’s a nice guy, b)he’s a brilliant director, c) the art world is being made to suffer, and d) gosh — it was over 30 years ago. To coin a phrase, let’s just “move on.”

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We all know that many Hollywood insiders live inside a magical bubble where there are no consequences for anything. Serial affairs, alcohol, drugs — everything is forgiven as long as you can make money for the machine (but they are against capitalism, natch), except that most heinous of crime of all: being a conservative.  And we all know that many of them place themselves on a higher plane than those of us little people down here in the theater and stadium seats and in front of our television sets, without whom, of course, Tinseltown would be nothing but a very large (and broke) collection of overinflated egos.

Proof of this “holier than thou” attitude comes right out of the mouth of one of the biggest bigwigs himself: Harvey Weinstein of Miramax pictures:

In an interview, Weinstein said that people generally misunderstand what happened to Polanski at sentencing. He’s not convinced public opinion is running against the filmmaker and dismisses the categorization of Hollywood as amoral. “Hollywood has the best moral compass, because it has compassion,” Weinstein said. “We were the people who did the fundraising telethon for the victims of 9/11. We were there for the victims of Katrina and any world catastrophe.”

Let’s repeat that, shall we? “Hollywood has the best moral compass, because it has compassion. We were the people who did the fundraising for the victims of 9/11. We were there for the victims of Katrina and any world catastrophe.”

Well, thank goodness for Hollywood. Without them, nothing would get done. Yet, where were we, Harvey? Where exactly were “the little people” during these tragic times?

Let’s see: 403 firefighters, police officers and paramedics died on 9/11 while trying to save the lives of thousands of others, not to mention the respiratory problems of some 300 firefighters afterward and the 422,000 New Yorkers who suffered from post traumatic stress syndrome. An estimated $1.4 billion was donated by regular Americans to 9/11 charities. Let’s not forget those who stepped forward to volunteer to help in whatever capacity they could. (This is not to be confused with the “National Day of Service” that is supposed to take the place of a proper day of remembrance.)

Mentions of 9/11 at the next Academy Awards? 26.

Nearly $4 billion was raised by private, non-profit organizations for relief after Hurricane Katrina. (Sadly, much of it was misspent, but that’s not the fault of those who donated.) More than 1 million volunteers made their way to the storm-ravaged area, giving up weekends and vacation plans to help.

Yes, Hollywood held a telethon — to which average Americans donated money — where Kanye West declared, “George W. Bush doesn’t like black people.” I love those touching Kumbaya, bring-the-nation-together moments.  Don’t you?

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And who could forget Sean Penn’s valiant effort to save helpless victims as he went down, shotgun in hand, and boarded a boat loaded down by his entourage that included a photographer, and ended up bailing out his sinking boat with a red plastic cup. Mission accomplished!

Last, but certainly not least, when it comes to disasters at home and around the world, we cannot forget our fabulous military. When deployed, they always act efficiently and with compassion. And our government is usually quick to donate millions to disaster-ravaged areas too, like pledging $350 million to help in the aftermath of the tsunami in Indonesia back in 2004.

By the way, when’s that telethon to help the victims of the tsunami in American Samoa scheduled?

Don’t misunderstand: if Hollywood wants to hold telethons and concerts and whatever else to raise funds for a good cause, no one’s going to complain. But let’s keep it in perspective. To quote Eugene Robinson (a Washington Post lib, no less):

The Los Angeles Times quoted Weinstein as saying in an interview that he doesn’t believe public opinion is running against Polanski — or that Hollywood is out of step. “Hollywood has the best moral compass, because it has compassion,” Weinstein said, according to the newspaper. “We were the people who did the fundraising telethon for the victims of 9/11. We were there for the victims of Katrina and any world catastrophe.”

Hollywood was there, all right, whenever the tragedy was distant, the victims were anonymous and the “compassionate” concert or telethon had acceptable production values that made all the stars look their best. How heroically they rearranged their busy schedules!

Indeed. It brings a tear even to my jaundiced eye — the red carpet, the fabulous gowns, fawning celeb mag fotogs, the goodie bags worth thousands of dollars, the after-hours VIP parties in exclusive clubs…

Back in 2007, Americans gave just under $300 billion to charity, with individuals giving a combined 75.6 percent of the total, donating almost twice as much as the next most charitable nation, the UK . And those in the poorest income brackets donate more per capita than their wealthier counterparts. Was there a star-studded telethon that year (aside from the usual Jerry Lewis gig)? I can’t recall. But how strange that many celebs are reluctant to publicly declare how much cold cash they personally donate to a cause.

So, Harvey, please, take your “moral compass” and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine. I think Americans are doing just fine without your overrated “guiding light.”

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Hollywood Backing Perv Polanski Shouldn’t Surprise Anyone

There has been much indignation - and rightfully so - from various parties over the fact that Hollywood is ”circling the wagons” around Roman Polanski, who was finally arrested in Switzerland after being a fugitive from justice for over 30 years for the drugging and subsequent rape and sodomy of a 13-year-old girl despite her pleas to stop – to which he pled guilty, by the way.

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An excellent article, which really says it all, is by Kate Harding over at Salon.com – if you haven’t read it yet, you should. She reminds us that Roman Polanski – wait for it – raped a child. I don’t care if the victim, now 45, wants it all dropped because she’s tired of being the focal point of publicity. I don’t care it it’ll be a drain on California’s over-extended budget (how about not footing the bill for the education and medical care for illegal aliens? That’d fix things in a big hurry). I don’t care if she “looked” older than 13, or if her mother was the proverbial stage mother from hell, or if the sky was green instead of blue that day. And I certainly don’t care that Polanski is such a talented director – what WOULD we do without Hollywood to entertain us? – with a troubled past of his own. Many of us have troubled pasts. We don’t all use it as an excuse to do whatever the hell we want just because it “feels good” at the time.

It’s time for him to man up and face the music for committing a disgusting crime against a child – one that took away her innocence forever.

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But not according to some big names in Hollywood, no sirree Bob. Whoopi Goldberg says it wasn’t a “rape-rape.” What the hell? When someone says “no,” it’s rape. Even if the girl had said “yes” it would still be rape because since when to we expect children of that age to know when they’re being taken advantage of by an adult? If they knew better, they would reach their majority status at 13, not 18. Kids have a lot of growing up to do during those years in between.

Patrick Goldstein talks about the boy as a fugitive who became a fugitive as an old man. No one would deny that as a survivor of the Holocaust he and his family, along with millions of other Jews and “undesirables,” were viciously prosecuted by the Nazis. And I’m sure it was painful to be an early suspect in his wife Sharon Tate’s murder (she was a victim in the grisly Manson Family crime spree). But he became a fugitive later in life due to his own actions. Had he not done what he did to that girl and then run off before serving his sentence, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. He probably would have been an even bigger hero to the Hollywood left had he gone to prison. After all, Hollywood always forgives unless you’re a conservative. And don’t tell me his “exile” has been hell on earth. He continued to earn a lavish living while making films overseas, including “The Pianist,” which earned him a 2003 Academy Award for Best Director. Boo hoo, he couldn’t come here to claim it. Cry me a river.

Debra Winger, jury member for the Zurich Film Festival, seems more worried about the impact this will have on the festival than serving justice, as the festival was getting ready to bestow a lifetime achievement upon Polanski. She said in a statement, “This fledgling festival has been unfairly exploited and whenever this happens the whole art world suffers. We hope today this latest (arrest) order will be dropped. It is based on a three-decades-old case that is dead but for minor technicalities. We stand by him and await his release and his next masterpiece.” The whole art world is suffering because Roman Polanski violated a 13-year-old girl and then ran out on his sentence? Damn those technicalities. What’s next? Should we be bemoaning the fact that Phil Spector is in jail for murdering a woman in his home because the music world is somehow suffering too?

I could go on, but you get the point. As a parent, the stench of moral equivalency is making me ill.

But I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised that so many Hollywoodites have decided that Polanski has “suffered enough” and, in fact, may not even be guilty because  not only did he have a tough childhood, the girl with a pushy mom may have been a real-life Lolita. Think about it: The entertainment industry believes it is responsible for the moral compass of America and, by extension, the world – and look at much of what comes out of Tinseltown. Many of the movies, television shows and videos to which we are treated glorify sex and violence, and some of it is aimed at young people. (Ever see that show “Degrassi” on the cable network aimed at teens, The N?)

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Then there are movies like “Lolita” (two versions), based on the book of the same name, where a young girl “seduces” an older man. And who could forget “American Beauty?” Kevin Spacey’s character Lester Burhham is a family man who rebels against the horrible life he lives in the suburbs and, among other things, begins lusting after his teenage daughter’s friend. It actually gets to the point where his sordid dreams about her are about to come true – but when he rips open her blouse, he realizes she is still a child and comes to his senses. Too bad Polanski didn’t.

Oh, the man who wrote “American Beauty” also wrote “Nothing is Private” (a/k/a “Towelhead”), about a 13-year-old Arab-American girl who is struggling with her sexual awakening. What is it with 13-year-old girls in Hollywood?

Smut and other “unconventional” behavior, heavily laden with moral equivalence, is Hollywood’s stock in trade. Why would they criticize someone who does in real life what they sell to their patrons every day? (Yes, you could argue that if people wouldn’t buy it, they wouldn’t sell it. Sex sells, yada yada yada. But let’s keep the kiddies out of it, shall we?) Drug abusers and alcoholics are always given second, third and fourth chances. Why not men who sexually abuse children? As long as they can keep making money for the industry and giving them reasons to hand out awards that only they care about? Awesome.

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Hollywood and Health Care: Because They Know Better

To quote my good friend Tom: Thank God I have Hollywood to tell me how to think.

As many of you probably already know, Will “Elf” Ferrell is leading Hollywood’s latest band of Obama’s Merry Men, in a joint effort with MoveOn.org, in a satirical bid to tell you and me how grateful we should be for ObamaCare and how we should despise those dastardly insurance company executives who make millions of dollars by exploiting us.

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My friend Kitty’s thoughts on the video: “I’m sure O’s supporters will think it’s hilariously creative, but I honestly thought these people could do better. There’s nothing subtle about the video, and satire needs subtlety. All politics aside, I was disappointed.”

The creative juices of Hollywood keep on flowing, folks!

I suppose since Obama has Hollywood’s back – he’s continuing to cheapen the office of the President by shilling for George Lopez’s new show on TBS – it’s their turn to “give back.” And since it’s been eight long years since they’ve been proud to be Americans, it’s not surprising that all of that choked back patriotism is coming out in a rush.

I have to admit, I’m really pleased to know that Will Ferrell and his pals are concerned about my access to health care. And yet…and yet…I can’t get around the irony that a man who makes up to $20 million per film – which is what, a few months’ work or so? - is wagging his finger at “greedy” insurance company executives. At least the insurance execs provide a service – although the quality of that service is obviously what’s up for debate here.

What does Will Ferrell have to offer his fellow man? Movies like “Land of the Lost,” aimed at children that cash in on – and trample - their parents’ childhood memories for a cheap and vulgar laugh. Not to mention being so bad that it didn’t even come close to breaking even, let alone make a profit. Yet his decision to be in that film didn’t hurt him one little bit – he got paid, didn’t he? Like high-paid executives at a corporation, big time actors like Will sign contracts. He gets paid no matter what. Moviegoers who watched it most likely regretted the decision that put them back $10. The producers and the studio probably have more than a few regrets.

Insurance companies give people access to health care. Will Ferrell gives people access to sophomoric humor.

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Here’s a thought: Isn’t Hollywood full of film studios that are corporations? Is Will Ferrell a corporate puppet? Does he stop to think about those greedy studio execs who line their pockets off the sweat of his brow? He’s a union guy, right? Is “the man” somehow holding him back? Are they making more than the $20 million he pockets? There ought to be an investigation. Call Barney Frank and Chris Dodd! It’s time to get a Hollywood Pay Czar in the White House!

If Will is really worried about pay inequities, what does he think about the fact that the average police officer who would come to Will’s aid in an emergency, the average nurse who would tend to Will’s needs in the hospital, the average firefighter who would risk his life to save Will’s burning mansion, and the average soldier who risks his life around the world so that Will can shoot off his mouth about whatever, make so much less than he does?

But then, Will doesn’t get paid to think. He gets paid to spout out memorized lines that someone else wrote and play the buffoon in front of the camera. All for a cool $20 million a pop. And he thinks his celebrity means that, like the Star Bellied Sneetches, he can tell those of us without stars what’s what.

Hey, where do I sign up?

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