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One of the classiest moments in the history of show biz starts at right around the three-minute mark.

Obviously, the comparison to Obama’s Nobel win is a little unfair. After all, Rhames actually accomplished a great performance. He wasn’t handed the award after a couple weeks of rehearsal.

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One of the classiest moments in the history of show biz starts at right around the three-minute mark.

Obviously, the comparison to Obama’s Nobel win is a little unfair. After all, Rhames actually accomplished a great performance. He wasn’t handed the award after a couple weeks of rehearsal.

In this episode, “NewsBusted” covers: President Obama, Russia, Missile Defense, Iran, Liberal Media, Sarah Palin, NPR, Michael Moore, Barbie Movie, Anderson Cooper, and Kelly Osbourne.

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Note: No bears were actually harmed during the making of this video.  Some dry cleaning was required, but that is all.

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Part II after the jump.

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Predictably, CNN comes to the rescue, absolving all those awful school teachers who abused their captive audience with some of the creepiest child behavior since “Pet Sematary.” And I say “CNN” because Wolf –I lost on Jeopardy, baby– Blitzer just isn’t smart enough to figure all of this out on his own.

What’s so very disappointing about that clip is that these are many of the  same students from the same school that provided The Brightest moment of the 2008 election:

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Is it me or do the kids look looser — less programmed and more joyful — in this video than the CNN one?

Anyway, looks like someone finally got to Ron Clark to remind him that true bipartisanship is agreeing with the Left.

UPDATE: The first video posted got zapped, but this new one is even worse. The kid talking to the CNN anchor opposes ObamaCare but he’s still forced to sing about it!

Mad Magazine reigns supreme in creating a satirical crucible through which all subjects, social, cultural, political, artistic and philosophical typically pass.  The difference between valid satire and mere mockery being, of course, the elements of truth contained therein, it is sometimes difficult to rule out former as as being buried so deeply in the latter as to be inconsequential, particularly during political campaigns.  The editors of Mad would likely say that if such a line is drawn, they erase it, but nonetheless credibility rests on facts in satirical endeavors, humor being in the manner of delivery. 

Ignorance Is Strength...

All this comes to mind partially as a result of hearing, for the umpteenth time, that horrid, superciliously intoned little chant that goes “Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, Barack Hussein Obama…” as sung by the children in that “unauthorized” Burlington Township School District video that is making the rounds.  The message being obvious and well-analyzed elsewhere, let us not forget how disturbingly cloying and memetically insidious the song is, in and of itself.  Even the 1910 Fruitgum Company, acknowledged masters of the form, would be hard-pressed to corkscrew such a tenaciously mind-numbing ditty into the listener’s skull.

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The mind reels.  The brain, in a desperate attempt to exorcise the alien and excruciatingly insufferable mental loop, invents its own lyrics to alleviate the suffering, at least temporarily:

Ooooo, Ooooo, Ooooo
Barack Hussein Obama
Ooooo, Ooooo, Ooooo
I’ll tell my daddy and momma

Two, four, six, eight
Let’s build a liberal fascist state

Ooooo, Ooooo, Ooooo…

The President of the United States is
Black so all dissent is racist

Ooooo, Ooooo, Ooooo…

Remember all that you are taught
His problems all are Bush’s fault

Ooooo, Ooooo, Ooooo…

Little ones to him belong
We are weak but he is strong

Ooooo, Ooooo, Ooooo…

Redistributive justice rules
So we will be our Leader’s tools

Ooooo, Ooooo, Ooooo
Barack Hussein Obama
Ooooo, Ooooo, Ooooo
I’ll tell my daddy and momma

But not even Weird Al Yankovic would touch that one.  Better to catch a chunk of concrete upside the head at a G20 protest in the act of dissent than go there, such dissent, contrary to the President’s own honest assessment, being instantly equated with the evils of race-hatred by those who would silence opposing viewpoints.  Well-heeled anarchists can surely yell “no borders, no banks,” block traffic and hurl garbage all day to further the destruction of capitalism.  That’s healthy, and double-plus so for those who favor the particular dissent that would herald the end of  the aforementioned economic system.

Thus, the temptation to round up a gaggle of youngsters to sing the horrid little satirical ditty of unknown origin mentioned above, record it on a cell phone, and snag a cheap zillion hits by posting it to YouTube is quashed.  Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.

But, really, nobody does it better than these folks:

We have always been at war with Eastasia, er, Westhollywood...

The People’s Cube – Correct Opinions for Progressive Liberals – Political Humor & Satire

Funny stuff, highly recommended, and fans of Thomas Jefferson will likely approve.